Read the fucking manual
that's how
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

also
people appreciate it if you don't post big gay images on the board. put it in replies.

a lot of us use b3ta at work and can get away with having just text on the screen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Oh stop whinging!!!
Why have you always got to whinge at new people?! Honestly, it's like you don't want to make new friends or something
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I've got enough friends

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

i.e. none

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

still more than you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

that's the way a-ha, a-ha
I like it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

When are you two going to stop all this primary school flirting and just get the first kiss over and done with?

(TheColonel, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

fucking voyeurs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Tehy wouldn't be voyeurs if we were fucking them
they'd be participants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

he likes parma violets
and comes from the north east.

couldn't be less my type.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I like Parma Violets
and come from Glasgow. Our relationship is doomed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Aww
Sad times :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

what are you gonna do?
I'm choosing to overlook your love of parma violets because you really remind me of a good friend of mine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Hazah
That must mean I'm pretty ace!! :D

I still love the parma violets though, that won't stop I'm afraid.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

yep
good old Fido.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Arf

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

What gets rid of hiccups
I've had them for about 15 mins now and they're doing my head in!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:48, Reply)

take a breath
hold it in. take another, hold that in too, repeat until you are as full of air as possible, then hold it in as long as you can.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Are you trying to kill me?
Thats slightly harsh don't you think?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

it works
trust me!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Nope
Still there. But my ears have popped, so thats something I suppose!? Ta
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

in that case you must have done it wrong
that is the only method that consistently works (when down correctly)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I never hiccup more than once, it's mind over matter
It's just an irregularity with your breathing, hold your breath for 10 seconds and focus on breathing normally, problem solved
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Ba-Zing
Gone! Thank you chaps! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Bloody women

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Although ours on the other hand....
This could be the start of something special.
(TheColonel, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:34, Reply)

*sings*
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Just like me, they long to be...
inside you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

OOOOooooooOOOOooooooooooh

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Inside you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)