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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She's the hot old lady who isn't me.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:21,
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Are you saying your Mum isn't hot?Or is she dead?
Because they're not mutually exclusive, you know
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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Aye, she's hot too.Not dead, but definitely well-preserved.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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Please may I have an orgywith three generations of your family, auntie sandra?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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Only if Catface gets to join in.I'm totally digging the whole monogamy thing these days, man.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Alright, sod offYou and catface can go in one room, and your mum, your nan and I will have fun on the altar
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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And that's pretty much how I anticpated my wedding, right there.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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Ha!Can your Dad join us? I want to spit roast your nana
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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