I know that, but I felt like telling the internet how much I hate my phone
I really hate it. it hates me. it hates me as much as my dentist hates me.
He hates me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dentists are cunts
I worked at a dentists for a while, they're not interested in fixing your teeth, they're only interested in selling treatment
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

This is true
But my mate's nearly a dentist and she's ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

There was one decent guy where I worked called Sach
He was treating someone once, and the practice owner was being a fascist twat, so I screamed 'If he doesn't stop bossing people about, I'm going to kick him in the cunt!'

Sach fell over laughing and had to abort the implant he was doing.

It was the best day of my life
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

and another fella
he was young, but also cross-eyed, it was difficult getting people to trust him putting sharp things in their mouths
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Mine looks like The Trunchbull
I fear her.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Mine's quite the looker
But he is a tit.
I'm going to change dentists at the soonest opportunity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Aww I feel your pain
My phone hates me too and I hate it! Its one of those shitty LG things. It looks very pretty but it sucks!! I only have a month left of my contract and I can't bloody wait! *grumps*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I've another year to go : (
This hideous thing looks like a Hackney cab.
Correction, it looks like a Hackney cab that has been involved in a minor accident.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Aww poop
That's not good! Do you have phone insurance? 'Lose it' and get a good one!! Mwahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

But don't they just replace it with the same model?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

It's worth learning japanise for thise...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

UGH!
Take it away!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)