What do I do about it though, chickenlady?
My arse has got it's own bouffant.

As another proper answer to your question, my Mrs says she wants a nose job. She certainly doesn't need one, how do I convince her of this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She won't listen to you
you can keep on telling her but she'll believe you're only saying it to make her feel better - that's the way it works.
Get other women to tell her she doesn't need it - she's more likely to listen to a fellow female because we're all intensely physically competitive.

Or maybe that's just me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

PUNCH HER FACE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Cheaper

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I endorse this course of action

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Good lad
You know I'm down with that shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yay!
I have the Vipros and Monty seal of approval. My work here is done.

*saunters off*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Excellent plan
I'll beat some sense into her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)