So people...
having just caught up on some of today's threads (very funny, well done all of you, have a gold star and a mars bar) something caught my eye (I'm doing a lot of catching today...) about girls never liking their size.

So, my question is...

Boy or girl, man or woman, male or female, or in between: are you happy with your physical shape and size?
If you are which bit do you like best and why, if not what don't you like and would you consider doing anything to change it?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:24, 139 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks chickenlady
I know you didn't say that it's all down to me, but we know it's true, don't we?

I have ginormous, muscular legs, at my sister's wedding last year in my kilt I upstaged the proudest sportsmen there with my perfectly chiselled calves, but I've got skinny, girly wrists, and my hairiness is increasing year on year at an alarming rate. It used to be a minor inconvenience, with a bit of waxing the bum or shaving a shoulder, but now it's impossible to keep on top of it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

You have chosen a good self-moniker
And clearly you *are* quite monkey-like except for the skinny wrists - monkeys have thick wrists from all the swinging and climbing in trees.

Very perceptive. Well done.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

What do I do about it though, chickenlady?
My arse has got it's own bouffant.

As another proper answer to your question, my Mrs says she wants a nose job. She certainly doesn't need one, how do I convince her of this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:35, Reply)

She won't listen to you
you can keep on telling her but she'll believe you're only saying it to make her feel better - that's the way it works.
Get other women to tell her she doesn't need it - she's more likely to listen to a fellow female because we're all intensely physically competitive.

Or maybe that's just me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

PUNCH HER FACE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Cheaper

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I endorse this course of action

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Good lad
You know I'm down with that shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yay!
I have the Vipros and Monty seal of approval. My work here is done.

*saunters off*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Excellent plan
I'll beat some sense into her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I am happy. Unfortunately others don't seem to be.
So I'm doing something about it.
And I'm going to snub every mother fucker that tries to get on it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I just realised you used to be Kristine
Hi Strange Kristine!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'm not strange kristine, you limp wristed cunt

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Shut up, Strange Kristine

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

iwytd

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

yeah right

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:37, Reply)

you're right, people won't be trying to get on it
*sighs as the dream dies*

edit: Oh, you're saying I'm not happy with my appearance.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I was saying that you wouldn't snub people
you'd sleep with them and then leave them. Turning them into empty shells.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:03, Reply)

hahaha oh chompy, you're too funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Okay, well, I would like to change my answer. I am comfortable with the way I look.
I may not be "happy" with the way I look sometimes, but in general I like the way I look. It may not conform to other peoples ideals of what's cute pretty or hot, in fact many people probably think I'm ugly but I couldn't give a fuck. I like me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

No
But I think its my wifes fault.

She told me I was tubby so I lost 3 stone in 6 months which I was happy with. I am now about 12 stone and still feel fat because of what she said.

no I get comments like "Oooo I like his physique" and "Your arms used to be bigger" and stuff like that. I want to be toned and slimmer.
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Do it for you
and to make yourself happy and fitter.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Awww you read my post

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I did
and it made me think, "What an interesting point. I must ask a question based upon that in order to validate myself on the internet."
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:37, Reply)

I'm very thought provoking and interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Yes, yes you are
you made me think when I met you and discovered that you're not a woman. ;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Speaking for myself
rather than anyone else as that wouldn't be entirely fair.
I tend to hate certain bits of me in a cyclical fashion - I hate my hair every so often and then love it again for a while. I always have a great dislike for my stomach as it's not flat and taut and it doesn't go in enough at the sides - I'd rather like a proper nipped in waist.
I also harbour a growing hatred of my right foot - I've developed a bunion on the outside edge which hurts and reminds me of my granny's feet.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'm fairly content
I'm still a bit fat round the torso, but it is going away. I'm considerably happier with my body than I ever have been before, so that's got to count for something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Do you think
that acceptance comes with maturity?


[Sorry, this is a Proper Serious Question]
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:42, Reply)

perhaps
it could also be that I've lost 2 and a half stone and have developed broader shoulders and stuff from swimming and surfing.

and my beard hides my big round face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I think it does
If I'd looked the way I do now when I was 19, I'd have topped myself or stopped eating altogether. I'd have considered myself a dumpy busty mess. In fact I considered myself that when I was 19 and a size 6 waist.
I'm now a size 10 and I show concern but I don't obsess. I like my figure. Sometimes it goes up to a (shock horror) 12. Why do we not appreciate ourselves when we're young?
I no longer yearn for the days when I was a size 6. I must have looked vile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Aww I know exactly what you mean
I was accused of having an eating disorder lots when I was about 16, I was just really small, I still ate like a bastard. I refused anyone taking pictures of me too so I have no evidence of me from the age of 14-20, I must have looked too small if people thought I had a problem!

I'm at a much better place now, I feel much happier with myself and I think thats probably all that matters! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I wish there was no photographic evidence of me between 17 and 20
I was not sporting a good look.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Hehe
I'm sort of pleased, it was not a good time for fashion!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I'm guessing getting married
Is pretty validating on that front.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah it is actaully
I do feel a lot more confident now. I went out with some bastards in the past which probably didn't do much for my confidence, plus some of my 'friends' were only interested in telling me their problems etc, whenever I needed help they weren’t around. I've cut all the bad things out of my life so I'm a much happier person.

Strangely enough I've been asked out more since I've been married than I have ever been asked out before... its very weird!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Generally happy...
But I've put a few pounds on in the last couple of weeks. Really only a few, but because I have such a small frame, it shows. So I have increased the number of dimples in my thighs and bum and my tummy's slightly rounder.
It has also made my boobs bigger.
I'm hoping that when my dude comes to stay this weekend, he notices the boobular increase, and not the other imperfections.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I am now going to increase
my arse acreage by going to the library to do some work.

Ta-ta, be good and I'll check back later - anyone who doesn't play nice will get a photo of my ugly right foot in their gaz box.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Me
I'm a bloke and I don't like my belly. Far too big, and growing with every year.

Have I ever considered doing anything about it? Yes, plenty of times. Never actually *done* anything though, I'm far too lazy ;)
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I'm getting a tum
due to the endless buckets of lager I'm downing on a nightly basis to 'combat stress'. I've had one and lost it before so I'm hoping now I'm out of imminent danger of homelessness and destitution that I'll start running again and MTFU.

That said I won't be doing any of that this week as I'm fucking hung over today, and off to ZZ Top tomorrow....

I was going to post the 'micropenis' story from Amorous Badger's fail list but thought better of it. Please note I was not the original poster of that tale. Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I wish I was a girl.
I am the anti-Chomp.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I've always hated my body and I always will.
But as I get older I forget I hate it a lot more.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:57, Reply)

My gut is too big and expanding
mainly due to a decrease in walking and in increase in the amount of rubbish I shovel down my throat. I'm not sure I hate it, but I do hate stress.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I'm mostly happy with me
I have cracking legs and many many shoes to show off the crackingness!

I dislike my nose, but we can't have it all now can we.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:05, Reply)

what's wrong with your nose?
my missus doesn't like hers either. No idea why.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Meh
I think its too straight and big for my face, I have a 'roman nose' apparently... I'm not sure what that means!?! I do like grapes though!

Aww your missus doesn't like hers either, I think its quite a common thing to dislike, I know quite a few girlies who dislike their noses.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I think she doesn't like hers for similar reasons
it has a small bump to it, which is quite characterful and stuff, but I imagine she sees it as huge.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

We're all weird
I think thats what you can get from this whole dicussion.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

this is true
apart from me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Haha
Fair enough
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

;-D

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

It's very wierd but......
I think each single part of my face is attractive but all together it doesn't seem to work that well.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

that is kind of weird
I have no idea if I'm good looking or not really. I quite like my face, but have never exactly been inundated with attention from the ladies...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

No-one apart from my family has ever told me I'm beautiful so I must not be.
However, I have been called striking, whatever that means.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Don't think that's a way of saying you are ugly
if that helps :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Oh I knew it was a compliment.
I just didn't understand what striking is.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

means your looks hit them like a fist
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Ta-Dahhhh
Main Entry: striking
Function: adjective
Date: 1725
: attracting attention or notice through unusual or conspicuous qualities

Random.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:29, Reply)

makes me think of someone like grace jones
also:

www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/marmoset.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Well when I was called this.
I had very short hair and I always wore para-boots, leggings and a long coat.

It makes sense now : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Or it means I look violent *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

She's not
Chuck Norris.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

if only
that has reminded me of an amusing thing that I had forgotten to relate to the internet...

when I was on holiday in Sennen we saw a sign for a gallery called The Roundhouse (it was in an old round house) and my mate turned to me and said "do you reckon that's where Chuck Norris lives?"

how we laughed. Mrs V didn't get it. I disowned her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Hehehehe
Awww poor Mrs V.

I bloody love The Norris!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

me too
one of the reasons why Dodgeball is such a good film.

"Fucking Chuck Norris!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Hehehehe
When things sometimes go wrong at work I have to stop myself from muttering 'Fucking Chuck Norris'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

that's awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I have issues its quite clear.
I also like saying 'Son of a motherless goat' sometimes too for no real reason. People at work do not understand my random love of weird film quotes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I have a habit of going
"mother bitches!" in a middle eastern accent.

gotta love those random film quotes.

son of a motherless goat...3 Amigos?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Oh nooooooo!
I do that too!! Bad Boys! FREEEEEZE MOTHER BITCHES!

I am scared! :S

And yes... Three Amigos! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

hahaha
can never remember what it is from!

can just hear steve martin saying "son of a motherless goat"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Love it!
'Would you say I have a plethora?'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

hehe
haven't seen that in soooo long.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I think its quite cheap on
Doooovd. I may now need to watch it again this weekend... its been yonks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

awesomeness
I'll check it out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Thats the thing
How do you know if you're good looking or not?! Everyone’s different so we all have different tastes, what’s good looking to someone could be unattractive to someone else... its a conundrum.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

it is indeed
I suggest a course of terrible pandering, and equal measures of feeling hurting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I know
I'm fucking gorgeous, by anybody's standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Well as you have low standards that's not surprising.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Speak for yourself

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Of course
Its the way forward
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

who is going to start?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

You could cut it off in spite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Hehe
Indeed.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Don't really think about it
I could probably do with getting a bit of weight off around the middle but there are two problems with that:

1. I dislike going to the gym, find it tedious and a chore. Although I do like walking and should really do more of that.
2. I like beer and wine too much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

You're physically perfect, D'G
you're practically an Adonis, don't ever change.

x
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

i don't like my upper arms, the skin is all rubbish
and my stomach, though that can be sorted out by dieting and exercise, and willpower to do those things
( weaver., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I would like to stress however that although I'm not to pleased with my outer shell.
Inside I am rather lovely : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

The only bit that really counts.

On the internet at least.

I feel a strange urge to point out that that was a joke. I don't like upsetting lovely people.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Haha!
I'm not easily upset. It's one of my lovely qualities.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

.
I'm fat and lazy, not a good combo.

And in order to satisfy Al & Bert, I also have long girly hair.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

So many people saying they think they're too tubby
and so few saying they think they're too scrawny, so here goes: I think I'm too scrawny.
I too have girly wrists, to go with my girly thighs and girly biceps. It wouldn't be a problem if I was actually a girl.
I know it's hypocritical but really skinny girls that look like they're made of rubber bands and coathangers leave me cold. Brr.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I have a ridiculously hairy back
and i am seriously thinking about enlisting my good lady to help shave it to fuck. It is now coming round the sides to meet the belly/chest hair and has crept upward to meet the fucking hair on my head, which means i cant wear any loose collared tops as the hair sprigs make me look like a hairy backed rapist.

Up until now i was not self conscious about it at all, but after going to the baths a few weeks back i noticed that not one, NOT ONE of the gentleman swimmers had a back like a fucking mountain gorilla. Then I was checking some pictures from about 10 years ago and there I was, my back was completely hairless, and i must admit it did look better.

So, should i pay a load of money to get it waxed, clipper it down then shave it, or let it take over my whole body. Like a big, hairy body minge.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

If your good lady doesn't mind then why should you?

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

It's unpleasant
It feels like you're wearing a mohair vest, it makes you sweat more than you should, and it sometimes gets itchy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Ah I see.
*tries to imagine having a hairy back*
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

ah yes
the hairy back. it's behind me so I forget about it. fortunately mine is only coming over the shoulders to join the chest, rather than up the neck or round the sides. it's horrid though. chest hair is fine, but back hair is fucking awful.

I'm not sure about the shaving route. it just means you have to do it all the time.

If you are going with waxing I recommend getting stoned first. It helps a lot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

One of my pals is a gorilla like you
He had his back waxed and his girlfriend didn't even notice.

Mind you he's a big fat sweaty ginger and she's thick as pigshit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

hahaha, the ginger cunt
Well, the missus doesn't mind, but maybe that is a reverse psychological ploy to make me a lot less appealing to other women.

Even at the hairdressers the other week the Turkish barber asked if I wanted my back hair trimmed, at the nape of my neck obviously..i agreed, and gave him a £1 tip, then fled with my shame.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Same as
I use clippers and Veet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

does the veet not sting a bit?
and once you commence on this path, how often does it have to be repeated?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

You have to use it more often as you get older
I use it about once a month, but should probably use it once a week.

Follow the instructions and don't use it anywhere sensitive, it's never hurt me before, just don't leave it on for too long.

Next on the agenda, Sex Tips for Girls
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

hmmm, veet....
my other half's sister is using one of those home laser things, which apparently works quite well. once she's done with that I'm going to laser the hell out of my back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'm thinking about home electrolysis
would it work if I put my toaster in the bath with me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm certain it would work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I'll do it tonight and post the results tomorrow
when I'm fabulously hair-free
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Electroysis would take fucking ages.
You have to zap each single hair and often more than once. Lazer treatment is best but very expensive.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

how many laser pointers would I need to sellotape together
to make a powerful enough beam?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

WOAH!
that electrolysis thing is VERY painful apparently and not really designed for many thousands of hairs...i think it is more suited to female facial hair and possibly clunge fur. It would take months to do a whole back, well, mine anyway.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

electrolysis and the laser thing are different
you can do whole legs and stuff with the laser thing, so a back should be no problem.

takes time is all, but I figure it's worth it in the long run
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

sounds like a plan
some before and after pics would brighten the place up a bit as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

One of my friends is currently having her
legs lasered... she said it was incredibly painful the first time, but she has been back twice now and it wasn't as scary the second time around... I think she has to have four sessions in total! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Amen, brother

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I would normally say that
But she is a bit of a double-hard-bastard so I was really shocked when she said it hurt her! *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

That's a Bert quote!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:37, Reply)

what about "Pain is weakness leaving the body"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Confuscious, I think

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

superb
i may well pass this off as my own at a later date
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:51, Reply)

It was actually the Marines
They used it first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I think you'll find it's Dexter Fletcher
in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:51, Reply)

in that case, maybe not

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Stick your bloody mockney films
up your fat, octogenarian arse, Geezer
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:53, Reply)

From experience
My advice

Wax: too painful, but you get to do it less often every time
Shave: no pain, but you end up having to do it every day
Laser: a bit of pain, but not much (not the one by one hair thing, the laser) and you end up not having to do it at all after a while (might take 1 or 2 years to get it all gone, with a session every 3 months at the beginning and less often every time)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I would believe I am fantastic....
....but those pesky mirrors spoil everything.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'd like to be....
The same shape and size I was at 19 -6' tall, 46" chest, 31" waist and 25" thighs.

And I'd like to have my lush jet-black hair back too. And I've always wanted blue eyes.

But I'm not dissatisfied with myself.
Honest.
*wanders off sobbing*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

6'?
What happened?

Other than that you're perfect as you are. :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 19:46, Reply)