Akira is only 21 months old
and she already tells me regularly that she doesn't want to sleep with Bert for fear his sperm will make her fat.

Keza says she already has done you and it was crap.

My mum loved it.
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ha!
Wasn't expecting a reply in the spirit it was intended! Damn you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I concur
Is Bertholt stunned?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

A little bit
I'd come back with something, but everything he said was true
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Come back with a sandwich
I'm rather peckish!
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Cock sandwich

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Best comeback to a bert post eveh!

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I know, he even got the Mum bit in there before I had the chance to

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

It really is
I thought he'd either ignore it or get a weed on.
Brilliant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You guys really don't know me well at all do you
HA!

*edit* The Pee Wee Herman bit made me cry though :(
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)