I feel you lovely peoples are missing the point
I have had a transfusion since 1980 so can't donate blood.

Why?????????
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They injected you with dirty blood
and now your Mrs has Hepatitis
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

My missus got that from spelunking in raw sewage
Not from my super awesome blood
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You mean your super awesome hobo blood

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

No, my sexy awesome mega ultra blood!

( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

That they got from
Freddie Mercury
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

In 1980 they didn't screen blood for the AIDS.
You may therefore have the AIDS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

In 1980 I wasn't born
I had the Transfusion in 2004
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

D'oh!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

The reason is obvious
you are a dirty AIDS ridden prostitute

(I do apologise, you seem like a great bloke but i'm finding this ridiculously entertaining, it's been a long day at the office)

Crack whore!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)