You're
Weird.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha
Over your head methinks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I just assumed it was something rude
and moved on with my life.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Mexican Avalanche:
Cumming on your hair, and then throwing you down the stairs.

Al really ought to have explained all this
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Ah see
I was accurate in my assumption that it was something dodgy.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

*underwater volcanos*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*hits with a brick*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Sounds sexy
what does that mean?

Dildo bashing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Nope
I quite literally pick up a brick, swing around in a circle and hit you in the face with it.

Ta-Dahhhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

PHWOAR
Do it again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

OK, humour me.
Why is it called a Mexican Avalanche? I can understand why an angry pirate is called an angry pirate...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Because nobody loves you
and you touch yourself at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

This is so true.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Wait a minute.
That actually is true.
Shit.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Ah.... don't be like that
I love you. I'm like a textual version of the time your Dad raped your bum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You can't be
You're not calling me "Mother".
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to tell on you
you're being WAY inappropriate.

It's out of order Theo, you're going too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

No, that's why the kids call me "Weirdy Beardy".
And the adults call me "Getawayfrommysonyoufuckingcreep".
Can't blame them. I had jizz in my hair and a black eye from where I was pushed fell down the stairs.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Posts like these give me a deep and meaningful insight
into why Baldmonkey's having a breakdown on /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)