Lynch mob, anyone?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/8329496.stm

I fetch me pitchfork and flickery torch...
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:09, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well yes that's terrible
but it was only one kick, you don't know how aggressivly the puppy was heading towards the people and how scared of dogs the person who kicked it was.

Wouldn't have happened if the dog was being controlled though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Score!!
So, on that basis can I kick anything I'm afraid of?

Jack Russell puppy, not a doberman. Kicking an animal, unless it's clearly trying to rip off your head, is about as cowardly and weak as it gets.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Fuck off and stop taking the internet so fucking seriously you sensationalist twat.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Take heed...
...of ones own advice!
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Haha
Love you, al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Jack russels can still bite.
I'm not saying it's defensable but it's explainable. The most important point I made wasn't addressed though if it was on a lead it would never have happened.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Definatly
Unfortunatly, they can't be kept on a lead all the time, and in a park one would expect it to be allowed to run free for a bit.

Until we know more info, we can't really decide who we're going to burn.
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I guess we can burn both of them.
I think the puppy's past caring...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Excellent
I want to burn things today...
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

But they wore hooded tops!
Everyone knows that people in hooded top are guilty of something.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Oh yes!
The hoodies should all be rounded up and shot! They have fangs six inches long, dripping blood and are waiting around every street corner to bite your pets heads off! They're probably all immigrants too.

Speaking as a mother...
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

That is a totally pointless part of the story the bbc is going downhill.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:19, Reply)

you are right
similar to that "internet man kills girl" thing yesterday. although this has even less bearing on the story
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Was he off the internet?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

apparently so
despite being homeless
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Fucking homeless internet murderers!
I heard she said she was going to meet someone off the internet. Was the guy that killed her just some random then, or did she actually arrange to meet him?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I'm not sure if he actually killed her
but I think she met homeless internet man by arrangement, and then died
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

You make it sound so natural
does death usually occur when meeting homeless internetters?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Interesting hypothesis
Are there a rise in missing persons after bashes?
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

it's fortunate that there aren't many of them around
otherwise there'd be some kind of epidemic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:35, Reply)

How was he on the internet if he was homeless
Did he have a laptop and sue wireless hotspots, but then how did he charge his laptop. Or did he use internet cafes, but how did he afford them?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:37, Reply)

these are the eternal mysteries
he had a car too apparently
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Library
Mnnnnnngh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, they had to squeeze hoodies in.
The story wasn't quite shocking enough without them.
"The attackers wore jeans and Tshirts? Nah, not horrific enough".
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

most of my jumpers are hoodies
should I be terrified of myself?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

*kicks in the head*
Just to be sure
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

It's the only fair way.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Exactly
I am sorry, but I'm doing it for the good of the nation.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I agree
*submits to kicking*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Did it sick a rainbow?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I reckon it tried
but it ended up dying before the rainbow made it out. I reckon if you did an autopsy you would find a partial rainbow in it's tummy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Bilebow?
That's deeply unpleasant
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

i think, because it was small
that the rainbow came out of its arse and its mouth, and its limp furry body was all curved and cute.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)