Work
Something I very much disagree with. In fact, it is positively dibilitating.

What costume are you making for it? I must also invoke the time honoured rule: POIDH.
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I disagree with work in general - anything that comes between me and sleep had better be worth it!
It's a French maid outfit, and I'm not making it; it's one I've had since the dawn of time and used to wear out as a student on Halloween, but am not sure I want to wear in an office capacity. I would dye my hair red and say I'm Magenta from Rocky Horror but it would butcher the dye I already have on it :(

Also, there is a photo but it's five years out of date!
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Maid!
My tea, now!

Sounds like it probably isn't the best thing for work. Or you'd (at nest) be hearing that all day, particularly if you are already the office tea bitch.
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:55, Reply)

It'll cost yer.
I'm not the office tea bitch, fortunately enough... just the everything else bitch, or so it seems sometimes!
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I have rum
Sufficient payment?
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:59, Reply)

How much rum?
And does it also come with Jack Sparrow? He would live quite happily in my hall cupboard.
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:00, Reply)

I would have thought a maid-outfit to be worksafe
but not sure how haloweeny it is. Perhaps wear fangs and attatch bat-wings to the back. With luck, the wings may work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:59, Reply)

It's somewhat shorter than I remember, so I must have been completely twatted when I used to wear
it as a student. I don't have any fangs but I am tempted to dig the devil horns out and see how we get on from there...
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:01, Reply)

You can use the devil horns as makeshift fangs

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:03, Reply)

I'd like to see the result of me trying to fit them in my mouth!
I suspect it would not be pretty and give me an involuntary lip piercing...
( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Only a few are meant to go in mouths
Food and beer. And nicotine. Not horny things.
(stimpy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Depends what kind of horny things you're talking about...

( Maladicta, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)