Neither of those appeal really.
I have no nephews (poor Mother Disappointed - three kids, youngest one gay, other two utterly disinterested in producing offspring).

I do a lot of walking. Not strenuously enough, though, it would appear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You can be a bit overweight and still be fairly fit.
If you're happy and not out of breath when you climb the stairs to go to bed then don't sweat it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)

You're quite right
Despite smoking like a chimbley, eating too many peanuts and drinking far too much wine I'm not in bad condition for 40 and 354 days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:12, Reply)