See, BGB?
One post from me and rooooota, FLim Flam and Vipros all turn up, I'm the Pied Piper of Internet Retards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't flatter yourself
I was on lunch bumface.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

my sentiments exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'm going to ban you two from flirting in a minute
it's disgusting to watch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Haha
Like I said yesterday, you're just upset because Vipros won't return your calls... or touch your penis.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Knowing that he's looked at my cock
more than anybody else's in the whole world is more than enough for me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Awww
it is love!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
no more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Hahaha
I used to have dance moves to that song when I was younger... good lord!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Show them to me
Dance little flim flam, dance like the wind
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

*dances*
*jazz hands*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

No nononono NO, Flim Flam, like this
*spins*
*jazz hands*
(breathy) YEAH!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:47, Reply)

But...
...no star jumps!? :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

NAKED STAR JUMPS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Permission to recall an irrelevant ancedote?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Permission granted

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

We had a school attendance officer
He wasn't even a teacher. He was supposed to visit occasionally to check attendance. He started taking PE lessons and joining us on school trips. He was a perve and dead touchy-feely. He loved making us do star jumps. Cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Oooooh freaky dude
How do they get these jobs, that's what I want to know! Madness!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Irrelevance FAIL
you mentioned star jumps, therefore it's relevant
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No
Spangly jumpsuit stylee star jumps
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

no it isn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry
I meant sexy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

damn straight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Balls!
BGB is the queen of firing us all up.
There'll be saucy chat any second...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'm trying to cut back on the filth.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Gerremaaaart

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

*flounces*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

It's a gift.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)