I'm going to be the only guy in a group of girls tonight
how can I stop them talking about shit TV or shoes?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get your cock out
It's the only way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

it'll be in public, in a pub.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You don't need Bert to tell you
Talk about sex. And kittens
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

They already know all my funny sex stories.
I could make them up a la /qotw I suppose.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You're catching on, son

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Stick your cock in their mouths
as one goes to speak, stuff it in, move to the next when she tries to talk. It'll be like trying to stop a series of leaks with you running around stick your cock into their mouths until they LEARN
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Like this
Erm video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&q=whack%20a%20mole&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv# ?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Exactly like that

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Only one out of the three would like that
and that's the one I wouldn't like to do it to.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Don't be so fussy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)