I can't be arsed to do my work
it needs to be done.

Tell me oh great b3ta auntie how I can motivate myself to work.

What's the best thing to tie someone up with?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:03, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Garden twine.
Hurts like fuck.

Kids been playing up again. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Heeheeheehee!
But no - they've been with their father since Sunday!

I'm rewriting something that has a line about being 'bound and hidden' - that's far too poncy and not real or concrete enough.

Garden twine works quite nicely I think...for now anyway.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I'll be finding out this weekend
I'm thinking it's going to be rope attached to cuffs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

But what type of rope?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I dunno
The stuff you buy specifically for tying people up with.
I haven't seen it yet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I think there's a special aisle in B&Q
marked 'Rope for tying people up with'.

If there isn't, there should be.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Maybe this?
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15780
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

You do realise that I hate you with every fibre of my being.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I deserve this!
Anyway, you have ting in the pipeline don't you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I don't even have a pipeline.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You do
but it may become a mere stent if it doesn't get its medicine soon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:32, Reply)

that's where you're going wrong.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

black silk
I read it in a book once "With a bit of black silk the possibilities are endless"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Black ribbon is nice
More from an aesthetic point of view really
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Liquourice laces

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Woo!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yack!
Vile stuff.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)