....and now she's dead

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha
Noooo shes very much alive, or at least I hope she is, shes coming to see me this weekend!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Zombie sister gonna eat ya brains

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Nah
she’s a vegetarian!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Vegetarian Zombie?
Whatever next!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Nooooo
She's a veggie lady, alive and everything!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Don't lie to me
you used the past tense when referring to her before, so she must be dead.

Bloody left-wing liberal zombies, they're ruining this country from the inside
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I used the past tense because I was talking about the past
She's alive, I swear it!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

POIDH

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I'm at work
I don't have a collection of images of my sister holding todays paper just in case someone on the interwebs tells me to prove that shes alive!! Bloomin' Nora.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'll have to take pictures of your sister myself, then
what's her address?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Yes okay, let me just get a map to show...
*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)