Tim Minchin
I'd put him down the shed with a piano so he could play me songs every now and then. The rest of the time he could cook me burgers on the BBQ
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't know what to think of these new comedians
Who come along with their instruments, and sing their sometimes mildly hilarious songs. It seems most people are either very good musicians, or very good comedians, but rarely both.

I think they should all leave it to the master, Bill Bailey
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

But saying that
Flight of the Conchords's 'Albi the Racist Dragon' makes me wee myself a bit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Once again, I agree
Fucking hilarious, as is 'Business Time'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Don't get me wrong I love The Bailey
He is the master, but Tim Minchin is pretty darn groovy and rather funny and highly talented, especially when he takes the piss out of Elton John! You should give him a chance, you might just like him! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I think I saw him live
a couple of years ago at a works do...but I was rather drunk and can't really remember if I imagined it or not.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

GOOD ANNECDOTE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

YES, I LIKE ANNE TOO

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I do like Tim
but I saw his hour-long set the other week, out of which about two songs were enjoyable, and he needs to stop wearing make-up and get a haircut, the ginger poof.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Aww
*insert sad face here*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I do like him though
he's amusing, just not very funny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I heard him on the radio the other day
being interviewed

he was totally hilarious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Coming from Mr 'School of Comedy is excellent'
this comment is meaningless.

EDIT Actually, I'm sure he was, he has his moments
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I've revised my opinion on that
it was a temporary aberration and should be stricken from the record
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

NEVER
Temporary or not, it was still your opinion, and it was wronger than a dog humping a kitten
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Oh, like you've never thought about it!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

All the time
I once superglued a spaniel to a burmese, just to see how it would look
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*sigh*
everyone knows you're supposed to use masking tape - it keeps the edges cleaner.

This is where you've been going wrong for YEARS.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Masking tape would tear the fur off
which would leave me with a handy patch to hold onto when it's my turn
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

See?
Everyone's a winner.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Vipros
TO THE RESCUE!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Hehe
I saw him on his Tinselworm tour at Wembley, he was wicked and because I'm signed up to his newsletter thingy I got really wicked seats right at the front! Mwuhahaha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

'm signed up to his newsletter thingy slept with him and his entire crew, simultaneously
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Oh yeah
a bit of hairy Bill Bailey sex
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nowt wrong with being hairy
*strokes armpits*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

If you're
Teen Wolf
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Which I totally am
I've even been back in time and got off with my mum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I gave him a chance
He failed miserably.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You're a hard man to please

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:03, Reply)

and you like that in a man?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

What a hard man?
Or a hard man to please?

Or both?

Or neither?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

You're so unfussy
it makes me happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Meh
What can I say, I'm easily pleased
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

by men that are difficult to please
Oh, the irony!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

What about Mitch Benn?
FFS he wrote a song about PIRATES
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Who?
I googled him, but don't know his songs. Did he do that shit song about dead people for WatchDog?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ah!
That's it...it wasn't the hairy makeup guy at all - it was Mitch Benn!

He was mildly amusing.


HAPPY NOW PSYCHOCHOMP?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Mitch Benn
Does the songs for the NOW SHOW
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Never heard of it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Radio 4
Friday evening at 6:30pm unless its the News Quiz.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I don't listen to the radio

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Well you should
But only Radio 4
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

no thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Your Loss
When you are as old as me, its gives comfort, and something to shout at.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I'm ok though, cheers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh I saw that
that was shit!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Almost as shit as that bloke's face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Indeedy

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

and Giles Coren
I hate Giles Coren.

The whole Coren family ought to be drowned in buckets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I like Giles Coren
I'd cook for him and then slather it all over his bitter little body and let the chihuahua out to lick it off.

I think his acerbic wit is rather sexy.

Would.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Of course you would, you've got terrible taste
and that's why we haven't hooked up yet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Yet?
Hahahaha!

When you have the Thighs of Steel and are 6' tall you'll be much more my type.

Right now I'd just keep you in a cage as my little monkey toy. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:48, Reply)