The ladies love him
and to be fair the films he's in are rubbish to begin with, I can't imagine any other other actor being able to save the shite that was Van Helsing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fuck me
that was POOR, wasn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

The worst film I've seen in decades
even Kate Beckinsale's tight outfit couldn't save that one
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Ye Gods
Never mention that film again.

You've got to remember that a lot of ladiez are far too easily swayed by what the media says.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Don't generalise about women
all the bitches and ho's in the world hate when guys do that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Oh Yeah I forgot
It's a bit like what you just did then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I'm allowed to
because I'm aware of the female population's lower IQs and weaknesses, and I'm able to exploit them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Yes Bert
We believe you. Millions wouldn't but we do.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I would dive into this one
but it's unfair to fight with the unarmed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Unarmed?
I couldn't possibly be unarmed. You see, they stop my shoulders fraying at the ends
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Nice.
Very nice.


*tick*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hi
sings
I've got arms, and I know how to use 'em
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

My point precisely
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Your
Lecturer is showing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Shit.
I'll cover it up. A longer skirt maybe?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Some people like that sort of thing

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)