Daniel O'Donnell
I shall keep him tied up whilst I pursue my dream of usurping him as the world's pre-eminent crooner of Oirish songs to post-menopausal ladies, taunting him on a daily basis as his legions of followers become mine.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My friend's mum camps out all night for tickets
Don't mess with them. Those bitches are vicious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

If only he'd share his secret, the kidnapping wouldn't be necessary
Nor the cattle prod, rubber hose, fire ants or canes
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

But they'd be fun
wouldn't they?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Reading last week's QOTW answers for more ideas
I'd teach him not to share the hot flush brigade with anyone else. It's just greedy, that's what it is.

Oh it'd be so much fun
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)