FIrm on the inside, fleshy on the outside
I've never heard of applauding buttocks, but I have heard of someone using their buttocks to crack open wallnuts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQLQnZiMTI
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:33, Reply)

It's cheating if you're pretending the precussion in the background-music is clapping

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

ignoring that bit, I'm just saying my cheeks don't swing together like that

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Is this something you aspire to
or would that just be an inconvenience?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

ummm......no
I'm good
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:52, Reply)

If you had fleshy buttocks
You could sit wherever you wanted without feeling uncomfortable.

Your buttocks would just squeeze into the background like a pair of flexible Tetris-pieces designed to fill any gap.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:58, Reply)