Hahaha!
Unexpected serious answer!
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I might make you the exception that proves the rule

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Only because I'm desperate and would ride you like one of the four horsemen of the apocolypse till you screamed for mercy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I'd love every minute


EDIT haha, just realised horsemen has SEMEN in it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

GAH!
That makes no sense in that context, FFS BERT IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE A CLICHE LEARN WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS BEFORE YOU LET IF FALL OFF YOUR FAT FINGERS AND ONTO THE INTERNET.

*unexpected seriousness online*
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Get a girlfriend, homo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)