The trick is to get a cotton bud
and ram it down your japs eye after a good shake to soak up those last couple of drips.

Or, bandage your cock to your groin pointing upwards so it can't drip.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Maybe I could keep one up there
and change it every few hours
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

that sounds like the voice of experience

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

That sounds like your old man fingers were muffled by croissant crumbs as they fumbled at the keyboard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

You two must be awfully close if you can hear each other

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

we are
and not just in terms of physical proximity. we're BFF
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)