Sadly I think he was just a crazy drunk.
The ambulance service aren't terribly helpful I have to say. I told them a drunk old man was lying on the street bleeding and they said "will he still be there, I don't want to send an ambulance if he's going to move" then they told me to put pressure on the wound at which point I explained that there was no way in hell I was going to get some rancid drunks blood all over me and my mum took the phone off me and talked to them instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

haha
it was bert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Haha
Bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)