She won't fancy me.
Nobody does : (


Although I have always wanted to see Stonehenge.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She lives with her 'companion'
I don't think they get up to much (I fucking hope not, in truth). They go on holidays together and do the garden etc - not Greenham Common types. Both were married before, to men.

Fascinating, I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You do realise that they "get up" to absolutely loads of filthy things

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Elbow deep
in each other, while rapidly circling each other's massive clits with their tongues
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

tonguesextendible telescopic nipples
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Oh they are so AT IT.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

LALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

You can't here her
over the loud squelching noises coming from your mums front room.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

hear

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

FUCK OFF BERT YOU FUCKING USELESS CHILD ABUSING CUNTS CUNT!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Hahaha
You make so many mistakes, and usually I choose to ignore them, but as you corrected me earlier it's motherfucking ON

EDIT and CUNTS needs an apostrophe
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Sometimes they stick their heads
right up each other's dripping holes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

NO THEY DON'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

They do
it's like spelunking for the elderly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)