I have an insane amount of grey hair for the tender age of 26.
Also, a scar on my hand from where it was pinched between the quarter panel and the hood of an old chevy truck
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Same here with the grey hair
and it's spreading, so soon I'll look like a skinny silverback
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

yes, well, I shall continue to dye mine fire red and there won't be any problems

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You're a bloody ginger?
Fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Fuck you Bert
Red headed women, like your mrs, are HAWT!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I know
The Amazonian, flame-haired, lop-sided beauty that she is.

I'm going to break her tonight, I can feel it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

YEAH!
Give her one from me. I want you to hold on to those wonky tits and shout "This ones for the Geordie!" Before cracking her pelvis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm actually a brunette, very dark brown
it's currently this color
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Nice.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Aw man
an old Chevy Truck, were you up in the mountains with your old man, just you two, a tent, the old Chevy and a rifle. Getting back to nature, spending the day hiking and looking for deer. You bagged a few rabbits and dad pitched the tent and was making a fire. The hood of the truck was up so you could connect an electric light to the car battery. The engine was quietly idly and some country tunes were playing on the radio. But you got a bit bored and got up to change the station, and as you leaned in the window you heard a screech of metal and in leaning back to see what the noise was, your hand got caught as the hood dropped. But your dad squeezed you real tight and told you it was gonna be okay, and he pulled a couple of bottles of sasparilla out of the boot and you sat and watched the sun go down together.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

"Night John-boy"
"Night Pa"
"Night Ma"
( djtrialprice, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

my dad can't be around guns
he's a convicted felon *twiddles thumbs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

What did he do
Sexually assault a gun?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I actually don't know
I plan to ask when he gets out of the slammer but who knows when that'll be, they keep denying parole

poor daddy :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'm not going to take the bait on this one
I've been burned too many times before.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:21, Reply)

hahahahahaha
there is an air of truth to those posts but not quite as extreme as I've made them out to be
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)