I have a collection
of scars, most on my forehead, hence the fringe. As a child I danced on too many coffee tables and walked into too many doors... it explains a lot really.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah....
I have a little scar on my cheek just like Action Man's. When people ask how I got it I say 'monkey knife fight', but it's actually just where I hit my face on a chair once
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Hehe moneky knife fight is better though
I have one from coffee table dancing, one from running into a classroom door, one from headbutting my sisters plastic post office and one right near my eye from when my dog jumped over my head and hit me in the face with his paw! Fun times!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

You clumsy tart
you ought to wear protection, or at least come with a warning
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I do come with a warning
DON'T FEED THE FLIM-FLAM
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I'm going to take pleasure
in walking round your bedroom eating biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:17, Reply)

To be honest
you couldn’t make the new place any more messy than it already is… it needs a lot of lovin’
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Not you as well.
There are so many crumbs in my bedroom!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I like snacking
:(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:45, Reply)

what about if he gets you wet?


(with water, you perverts)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I turn into a Gremlin…
but only after midnight.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

jesus christ
you mean you aren't a gremlin already?

the horror.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Nope
but soon...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)