She deserves it, the bitch
with her studying so hard towards her degree and working every hour she can to get by, I'm lucky to get five texts a day from her these days. Selfish cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When she gets to the bottom
you should follow her down and then do her up the bum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Thrusting her back up the stairs as I go

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that bitch
I've got half a mind to give her a rusty fish-hook
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

What despicable sex practice is this?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

whilst reaming them from behind
insert a finger into their brown eye, whip it out and use it like a fish hook in the corner of their mouth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Pffft
Brilliant
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

going to be trying that one out?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

His Mrs would lose her whole hand if she tried it on him
as she pounded him with her strap-on cucumber
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Eurgh
that's wonderful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)