It's Payday!!!
I'm sure its payday for quite a few of us. Today I've purchased a can of sprite, a cheeseburger and a couple of Marvel books from play.com.

With the exception of paying bills, mortgages and stuff, what have you spent you're hard earned cash on so far?

EDIT: I also got the 'Bad Lieutenant' album and its reet good.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:56, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm still paying off my boots
www.treds.co.uk/product/vinson/25596

they were worth every penny though. amazingly comfortable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

They're rather nice

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Get a room.
Bum-boys.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

yeah, I know :-D
I'd like to reiterate how comfy they are.

they were comfy even before I put memory foam insoles in them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

memory foam croissants as well?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

that would be weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

yet strangely appealing

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Bad Lieutenant
Have you listened to all of it? Other than the single I was not too impressed.

I just treated myself by booking a trip on a glider -woo! £30 for 15 minutes.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Thats a bit average
The album itself is pretty good though, not outstandingly amazing but very good.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

New jeans and trainers
to make me EVEN sexier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

arseless chaps
and poof clogs more like it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Spot on
I buy my poof clogs from Morrisons
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I hope you're going to do as I suggested earlier,

( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Die of cock cancer?
I'm working on it, do you know if there's a male equivalent of the pamplona virus?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

No, not that
I want you to give your mrs one from me.

As I said:

"I want you to hold on to those wonky tits and shout "This ones for the Geordie!" Before cracking her pelvis."
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Yep, I saw that one
I'm going to scream 'THIS ONE'S FOR THE NON-GEORDIE' right in her face as I come, and if she asks what the hell it's all about I'll give her a slap.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Then give her a mexican avalanche.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I live in a flat
I'd have to drag her out into the hall, and kick her down four flights of stairs.

I'm liking this idea
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You know what you have to do.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

She deserves it, the bitch
with her studying so hard towards her degree and working every hour she can to get by, I'm lucky to get five texts a day from her these days. Selfish cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

When she gets to the bottom
you should follow her down and then do her up the bum.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Thrusting her back up the stairs as I go

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that bitch
I've got half a mind to give her a rusty fish-hook
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

What despicable sex practice is this?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

whilst reaming them from behind
insert a finger into their brown eye, whip it out and use it like a fish hook in the corner of their mouth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Pffft
Brilliant
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

going to be trying that one out?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

His Mrs would lose her whole hand if she tried it on him
as she pounded him with her strap-on cucumber
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Eurgh
that's wonderful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Today
I purchased, with not a small amount of glee, the new Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson book. Tomorrow I am going to remain in bed and read the fecker cover to cover, getting up only for toilet breaks and snacks.
Technically yesterday was payday for me, but the only thing I purchased was groceries, and they're not very exciting - even if I did make pumpkin pie and treacle toffee with them.
(berk, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'm going to celebrate payday and pay rise
with a very special gram of Peruvian flake (£80 would you believe) and bottle of Barolo, with some Afghani on the side.


MmmMMMmmMMMMmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

i had a bottle of that barolo
a few weeks back, lovely stuff...could have done with another.....and possibly a quick charge of that 'flake' you speak of
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Alcohol
Alcohol
Train ticket for the bash next friday
Alcohol
Inhalers (fuck me, they're expensive!)
Eye mask for Halloween (going as Patrick Bateman)

And that's about all!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Hahaha
you're a wheezy, asthmatic, long-haired, tight-trouser wearing girl.

Haven't got much going for you, have you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

She likes Twilight too
so she's an emo to boot.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Thanks, completely forgot that one, although it is implied
EMO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Pay day up in this motherfucker too!
I need to buy a friend a housewarming gift for tomorrow night, and am quite tempted by a shirt or two from play.com ...
( Maladicta, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:33, Reply)