I am a huge, huge fan myself
I'm always in there having a head-shaking-in-disbelief laugh at the liars, the asperger's and the sweaty-handers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't think Becky's happy about it though
she thinks /talk hates her, which I'm sure they don't, she's alright really, underneath it all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Well, some stupid cunts on /talk
got all worked up about the whole posting of a vectored picture of her pants. But she really isn't bothered about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I think she's hurting more than you realise
she gazzed me about it a few weeks ago. She needs hugs and support from those that care about her.

I'll stay well back, but go to her al, fix it in the way that only you can.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Seriously erm what?
where are you getting this from Bertie? I wrote no such thing. Oh wait, this is part of lies of the week isn't it? /facepalms
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:31, Reply)

It was an ASTONISHING piece of Online attention Seeking.
I was quite impressed.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

No more than your
continued whining about people telling lies on an internet forum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Fight, fight, fight, fight
It was a silly thing for her to do, and coming from somebody who posts pictures of his cock online, that's really saying something
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

It was made all the more brilliant becuase it was in response to Wormulus winning Qotw

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

bows
I love how some people take the internet so seriously
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:34, Reply)

Erm what?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:30, Reply)

It's fucking funny
FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Replying to yourself there, Monty?
Lonely much?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

He just got a bit confused
he was thinking about his mum and her "friend" and he got a funny feeling in his tummy and then he wet himself. But in a nice way. Like a sneeze, but better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I am repulsed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Haha
I reckon he was conceived when his Mum's partner accidentally fisted her wearing gloves she found at the AIDs clinic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

That's not funny
My sister has AIDS.


(she actually does but I don't mind the jokes)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Did she get it off your Mum?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Nope
Off some fucking African rapist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

She ought to consider herself grateful
She could have caught it off Big-Handed Jill, your Mum's girlfriend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

She really is HIV positive mate
Would you mind awfully if we changed the subject?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

No problem
Got any funny stories you'd like to share?

Obviously not involving black rape.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

It's a living fucking nightmare
Actually I have to say my humour has rather deserted me right now. Sorry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*man hugs*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semi on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semillon*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

My father once caused near hysteria
one Christmas when he told an anecdote about staying in some castle somewhere in Scotland, and the Laird disappeared from the dinner table and 'returned, clutching perhaps the finest Semillon I've ever had'


EDIT 'dusting off perhaps the finest Semillon', it was.

We laughed anyway. He was bemused. Bit like you now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Hey Monty - looking good up there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Yep. Tru seh dat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I used to do stuff like this when it was quiet here
but I was much better at it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

No you weren't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Yeah he was shit wasn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I was
but I was so shit, I was good
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)