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I'd Give it 10 Minutes. Celebrity Edition
Hi there. First time.
I'm just back from the toilet after havin a shit and should be feeling happy and content. But no I'm annoyed and disgusted because the missus had paid a sneaky visit before me and while the pre-warmed seat was a bonus, the aroma from her vile dump lingered heavy in the air.
Anyway whilst shitting I was scanning through her Now magazine and I started wondering which celebrity I would least like to go into the toilet after they had been.

Heres 3

1.Jo Brand
2.Carol McGuffin
3.Brian Blessed

Anymore?
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:35, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Brian Blessed
Surely it would be honour to wade through any odour left by the big man.
I bet even his shit has a beard.
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Woo and yay to you Boss Keloid.
You have to earn your right to post crap questions on here Mr McBucket.

What are your credentials?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:48, Reply)
Oh, and who's Carol McGuffin?
But to answer the question.

1. Gillian McKeith - anyone seemingly modelled on Zelda from Terrahawks can't have that healthy a sphincter.
2. No, I feel too ill after 1. I can't carry on.
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That made me chuckle,
Gillian McKeith for the win.

Although I reckon Harriet Harman leaves a massive stink when she drops her lunch.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Unfortunately Ms Mckeith saves all her poo in tuppaware boxes around her house.
According to her "it are for teh sciences! you would know this if you were a doctor like me"
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Ricky Gervais
or carrot top.

according the better half.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)
Meat Loaf
Rick 'Rik' Waller
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