I'd Give it 10 Minutes. Celebrity Edition
Hi there. First time.
I'm just back from the toilet after havin a shit and should be feeling happy and content. But no I'm annoyed and disgusted because the missus had paid a sneaky visit before me and while the pre-warmed seat was a bonus, the aroma from her vile dump lingered heavy in the air.
Anyway whilst shitting I was scanning through her Now magazine and I started wondering which celebrity I would least like to go into the toilet after they had been.

Heres 3

1.Jo Brand
2.Carol McGuffin
3.Brian Blessed

Anymore?
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:35, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brian Blessed
Surely it would be honour to wade through any odour left by the big man.
I bet even his shit has a beard.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Woo and yay to you Boss Keloid.
You have to earn your right to post crap questions on here Mr McBucket.

What are your credentials?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Oh, and who's Carol McGuffin?
But to answer the question.

1. Gillian McKeith - anyone seemingly modelled on Zelda from Terrahawks can't have that healthy a sphincter.
2. No, I feel too ill after 1. I can't carry on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)

That made me chuckle,
Gillian McKeith for the win.

Although I reckon Harriet Harman leaves a massive stink when she drops her lunch.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Unfortunately Ms Mckeith saves all her poo in tuppaware boxes around her house.
According to her "it are for teh sciences! you would know this if you were a doctor like me"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Ricky Gervais
or carrot top.

according the better half.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Meat Loaf
Rick 'Rik' Waller
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)