What I want to know is why the crazy men and the crazy women not hook up together instead of ruining sane people's lives?

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If it keeps up
I shall be joining the crazy people full-time, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

They're crazy
Not stupid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

My opinion (and therefore fact)
is that crazy people in relationships make more crazy people. People who've dated crazy then go crazy and then turn their next partners crazy and it keeps going. I think we should trace it back to the first crazy person ever to date a sane person and then tut at them for making all our lives a bit more complicated.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

that's a bit draconian isn't it?
Tutting? What about a stern glance - surely that's enough?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I think a procession of the entire population tutting directly at them would be quite a thing to see.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

can you imagine an enormous group of people all tutting simultaneously
it'd be awesome.

I think you might be on to something here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Now we just have to find the original crazy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

that would take some work
however, it seems that monty has a lead, so all we need to do is find the crazy person she dated before, and go on from there.

anyone here need a new calling? maybe we could get a tv show out of it too. it'll need to be well publicised if we are going to get enough people to tut the culprit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

her previous boyfriend
was the utter cunt responsible for that execrable 'dance anthem' 'I like the way you moo-oove'. With this in mind that fucker deserves a great deal more that tutting, I'd say. I'm thinking more along the lines of A PUNCH IN THE FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

fuck that, it's teaspoon time!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

^this
I fucking hate that song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

But there is a huge flaw in all this
The 'original crazy', or any of it's descendants for that matter, are NEVER wrong, they are ALWYAYS right and will just screech louder if you try and use fact and/or common sense to show them otherwise.

The tutting would be like pouring petrol on a coal fire.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

tut mobs:
THE FUTURE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)