she's only dancing for you
because Vipros has buggered off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*dances*
Ah I'll dance for anyone

'Get up, get on up, get up, get on up'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Like a sex machine!
I totally won a bottle of champagne doing that at a karaoke night once ten bloody years ago now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Hahaha
For some reason I read that as a Karate night, I had an image of you doing Bruce Lee style kicks for champagne.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Close
I was doing cock-thrusts and being a real sex machine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Of course

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Besides
you've never seen me, how can you be imagining me doing Bruce Lee kicks? Have you made up some mental image of me where I'm a ruggedly handsome flid?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hahahaha yeah something like that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Pervert

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You have to be the LEAST fussy woman I've ever known

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you've seen DiT right?
O NO HE DIDN'T!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I missed that comment
You sneaky so and so! He's a good-looking chap I'll have you know! I'm punching above my weight... is that what the cool people say?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Its because I'm a bit simple

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That figures
Good looks = No brains

That's why my Mrs is studying Law
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I was born with average intelligence
but all the knocks to the head have effected that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

affected
*titters*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Thanks, I'm running around at the mo, its giving me spelling issues!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

you are running around and typing at the same time?
you're doing a good job if that is the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Haha that would be pretty amazing
I'm running to and from the printer room and typing random messages when I'm back at my desk - multi-tasking like a mo-fo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

bear with me on this one
a r b dly ring a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ha! I like it
The smaller limbs make for easier access
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

That was a hilarious joke about strippers
I deserve more credit than your shoddy reply.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Yes, yes it was
now go and get a biscuit, there's a love
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

*gives plaudits*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

my internet was temporarily borked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Too late now
No dancing for you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Lover's tiff?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I'm playing hard to get!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't have time for your games
don't you realise that the world needs saving?!?!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha
That's what DiT says when he's playing computer games!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that's my plan
lure you in with the familiar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Hehe
Crafty stuff
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

wait until I get the art involved as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Oh dear
oh dear
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

harsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)