HERE!
This is a good example.
When the QOTW is shit, and you can't really get in to any top grade lies about sex in regards to the topic. What happens on here?
The fun never stops over on /talk, except when I leave and it becomes shit.
But then again, that's the same for all of b3ta.

Recently I won new fans on /Links. A board I rarely go on.
By the end of the first "Calm down Fatty" session, I was already being hailed as a hero.
But let's not get side tracked with talk about how I'm much better than the rest of you for once.

Yes.
When the QOTW is shit. What do you do to compensate?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I might start a war with those bastards on /calender.
They've had it coming for AGES.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I've hardly ever been on calender.
So they should be furious at me in about twenty or so minutes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I read the newsletter.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not sure I mentioned this...
...but I was on that this week....
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I hear Badger got in, again.
Well played, AB.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Well of course there are bits I skim over.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Desks up and down the land were probably thumped in fury at the QTOW Fail Archive.
It's a good job the news came out on Friday as that's a weekend off regular person's work and a chance to score with some hot chicks to ease the stress.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I'm very popular with the important folk on b3ta.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Rob came in to our webcam chat room the other day.
He was baby-sitting three children at the time.
Is there NOTHING he can't do?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

He's an inspiration to all of us.
AND he goes outdoors.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

He can't keep it in his pants by the sound of it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

work :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

At least I'd like to hope this gets you outside?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

not as often as I would like
every couple of weeks I get to walk along a river for a day or two which is nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I went outside once.
I didn't like it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

did some kid burn your neck?

( weaver., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Erm.........
No I don't think they did.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I read your posts
to alleviate the boredom.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I'm central to b3ta.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

It should be renamed JMGta
you're right
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You are either
a sycophantic bender or your sarcasm is too subtle for me.

WHICH IS IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Big fat lesbian sarcasm

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

It's the second one.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Or is it....?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Who knows
you were wearing ladies trousers this morning, you’re an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a Terrys Chocolate Orange.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I kept them on and changed my jumper instead


I'm KER-AZY
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Haha
You are keeeeeer-azy
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Strangely though, it worked
I was wearing a shit jumper and girl jeans, just changing one solved the problem
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I bet you looked
bootiful
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Still do

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I look at the other sections of b3ta
As surely not everyone is shackled by the evil forward slash like those nastee /talkers
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I thought the big issue lately was /talk people being over here?
Where at the end of the day you're all b3tans, and I'd go so far as to guess 98% of you are a weight threat to a Wii-fit board.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

To be honest apart from the JMG hilarity
I haven't noticed too many /talkers apart from Badger (for his qotw fail) and Lu..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Then QOTW gets themselves VERY worked up over nothing.
Three users is not an invasion.
JMG/Badger/HotLu constitute an inheritance of smart internet users.

Praise them! I say..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

What I notice does not consitute fact, JMG
For all I know they could be everywhere. EVERYWHERE.


People got upset? On the internet? For shame!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

It can be very serious for some.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)

When QOTW is shit
I go on /talk to see people moaning about how shit QOTW is.
(AyeMe, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

That could be on any occasion, in all fairness.
It's very shit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

this week is particularly dull
this is probably due to the lack of lies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Its VERY poor.
There's not even been a piss-poor Maddy joke or second-rate pun :(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

the puns will come...

they always do
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

In double fairness..
...either board moaning about the other is much like debating the merits of treading on dog poo with your left foot as opposed to your right.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Nice wording, Doctor.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Yes but off topic is more like dried dog poo, so slightly less annoying.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

You don't have to win every argument.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

That's easy for you to say.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Yes. I agree..
I'm very good.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)