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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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it's more likely down to boredom
I tend to wiggle my eyebrows a lot generally though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You could be one of the people in the
Cadburys advert with wiggly eyebrows!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

He's too fat
it'd be bad for Cadbury's image
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Stop trying to give him a complex
and just give him one, that’s what he really wants
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Would you rather I gave him a finger of Fudge?

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It is just enough
to give the kids a treat! ;)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

a finger of fudge is just enough
to give your kids false teeth
it's full of cadbury's concrete
and very hard to eat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You're eating them wrong
they're nice and soft
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

they're shit

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You're shit
and they don't like you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

YEAH!

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I won't have anyone bad mouth
The Fudge.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

you two are defective
in the brain
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

You're the minority here, fudge-hater

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

that is irrelevant

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Fudgist!

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

You're still talking to us though
So you must be a little bit defective too! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Just so you know
I clicked I Like This on your reply, not that it means anything, but it made me go HA!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

it's because you want to bad mouth her fudge

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I'll give it a good mouth too
maybe even a Portsmouth, and a Vermouth while I'm at it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Don't forget
Bournemouth
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

is that like bourneville?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Yes
But with added mouthy goodness
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

nice

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Indeedy-doo

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Fatty

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Meanie

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

FUDGIST

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Tailor
Spy?

Or something
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

YAY!
I'll be on a BEST OF OFF TOPIC somewhere! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

There is an /all page
but it doesn't work for replies
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Well bloody hell
I did not know that
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

It's a secret
but I've just put a request in for a Popular page, we might have one by 2012
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Ooooh exciting times!!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

For a fatty, or former fatty
you don't like very many fatty foods, do you? Fatty.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I didn't really eat many when I was a fatty to be honest
I think it was quantity that was the trouble, my mum dished up large portions. (fnarr)

it was that and vast quantities of booze.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Ah, yes
Booze. Probably the reason I'm so thin, I hardly ever drink so my metabolism has remained quite high
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I don't drink much these days
I think that is why it's been easy to lose weight because I haven't changed my diet much and I'm not all that much more active.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It's an easy compromise to make
I'd rather be fat and boozy though
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I smoke a lot of pot
instead of drinking booze

although I do still like booze and need to drink more of it now and then
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I need more vices
so far I've only got pizza and cake and fisting schoolboys

I might have to take up drinking and smoking weed again, but seriously this time
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

you've got to be committed to it
otherwise it's not worth it.

all or nothing!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

But if I have a few drinks in the evening
the little 'un wakes up the next day, sees the empty cans by the bin and shouts 'OH MY GOD, DADDY'S DRUNK'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

another reason why I'm not having kids

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Apart from your impotence
and seedless loins?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

yes
and not wanting them

and that court order
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

this is probably true
I won't get a complex though, as I'm considerably less fat than I have been
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Huzah
Well then its all good! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Yep
You've only got three moons and two satellites now
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

*moons*

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

*Alfie Moons*

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

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