Caaaaaaan you imagine a world with hover bacon?
la la la la la
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yes.
It would be awesome
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

You could ride on it, and then when you'd reached your destination
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

But how would you get back?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

hover afternoon tea

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Steam-powered tea I take it

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

The only kind!
Electric tea is for peasants.
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

the mobile kettle uses a jet of steam to propell the scones at 60mph 100feet off the ground
then it condenses off the butter knife into the teapot, allowing for a constant supply of fresh tea and a warmer portion of butter.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

It's poetic, really.
Steampunk tea!
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)

capitol!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Smashing, good sir.
Much obliged!
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Made from Steampunk Teabags

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

loose leaf

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)

You whistle for a rasher and when it comes near
the licence plate says "fresh" and it has dice in the mirror...
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Of course, you have to build up it's trust
It doesn't want to be eaten mid-flight. Of course, once you get there, trust is irrelevant and you can just eat it completely before word of your betrayal gets out to the cooked-breakfast community.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

BWA HAHAHAHAHA
oh the magnificent treachery
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

If anything, you could say this bacon is rare.

( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I thought nah, forget it
yo wholemeal, get me there
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Hurrah!
I was waiting for someone to take the bait...
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I HP'd my plate , after seven or eight
taps on the bottle it was finally there.

to enter my mouth like greasy air
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Now you're getting it!

( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I'd need a bacon hoover just to catch the flying bacon before it escapes my plate
nom nom nom
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

That's what tongs are for!
And the utensils I found online that are actually called Salad Fingers.
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

My hoover vs. your tongs
Let's see who catches the most airbourne bacon. Winner gets the satisfaction of having eaten the most bacon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Mmm... bacony goodness.

( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Let the contest begin
* licks lips in anticipation *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)