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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Girly approach to leaks...This morning I put a bucket under the leak, rang my landlady and yelped "Mildred, the contents of my shower are falling into my living room! Call the plumber!" The cat bit my ankle because the leak is directly above his cushion and he holds me responsible.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:25,
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That would have been my approachSubstituting "bloke from yellow pages" for "landlady", but I went into Focus do-it-all for a tarp or something to cover it and they had a whole shelf of tins of Rapid Roof Repair that you just paint on. So I bought a tin. And a stepladder. And a paintbrush.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:39,
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Your life is the sitcom Rising DampAICMFP
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