I lost my brand new confidential work Blackberry last night
When I called it this morning a lovely polish girl answered saying that she had been waiting all night for someone to call so that she could return it.
This evening she is going to travel out of her way after finishing her day job, before going to her evening job to give it back to me.

Just thought I'd put this up in balance to the original post.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

christ, don't let the original poster see this
It'll probably create some kind of endlessly spiralling impossible loop of bigotry vs real life that would eventually result in his mind imploding... actually, do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

That smells lovely
Be sure to give her a big hug
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Got her flowers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

That's rather sweet of you
This could be the beginning of the rest of your life

Could it be love?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

She did have a rather nice accent

but the fiance might have something to say about that!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Not if she didn't find out :0)
I quite like the Slovakian accent
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Very good of you to do so
but I'm not sure racism of that calibre requires any balance. It just kind of eats itself on account of being impossible to take seriously.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, you owe her one for that.
So make sure you give her one.

/sexist
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Rape her facehole

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)