In continuation from my last thread...
... I've just had an email appear in my inbox:
You think i honestly give a rats ass if you get my account blocked.

Go bleating to your nerdy friends did you, gutless prick.

Think i will be meeting up with you for old times sake really really soon mate.

I'm beginning to think that a quick call to the police might be in order here...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, 77 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I take offence to that
I'm a geek not a nerd, theres a difference!

Maybe call the police!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Email him the flight number that he used on wizz air.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Naaah.
I'm not interested in escalating this.

But I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm quite shaken by it. I think that a call to the police might be in order...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

fucking hell this guy is a right cunt,
his signature on another forum is "thank god for sickle cell"

oh and he's from staffordshire.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

So am I...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Yes but you're from the posh bit of Staffordshire.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Is there a posh bit of Staffordshire?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Not since I left

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

NSFW for fucking shocking racism
www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7203

the police should probably see this too
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

That's actually revolting.
I actually didn't realise people genuinely thought like that...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I completely agree
I've clearly been shockingly isolated from racism...

Not many things make me almost speechless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I couldn't read it all, (didn't want to hit my screen) but that's surely inciting racial hatred.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)

if that isn't then the laws are a bit lax
still shocked to be honest
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Bloody Hell!
That's pretty shocking stuff.

Quite amusing in a deluded way though. I almost pity him
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah
I thought the same as well.

Perhaps pity as well. Jesus, it's like the Southern States of the US has suddenly descended on the UK.
(dchurch bah, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I was thinking the same.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

ah, so he's a prick AND a cunt.
He should probably go fuck himself.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

He is probably too little to manage to
screw anyone hence his aggression.

People on these types of forums are generally all talk and no action but it would still be good to show both to the police.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I am fucking outraged
That entire site sprinkles animated GIFs around like Vipros sprinkles pepper.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

That's pretty vile

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Wow... just.....wow.
I thought I was unshockable(ish).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

What a cunt.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Oh shit
That guy is a total whackjob nutbar. Call the cops. He's probably too cowardly to do anything, but it's good to be on record.

what an idiot!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I agree. Call the police. He is a whack job wing nut but don't take any chances.
Also, don't let the Police blow you off. I don't know how it works in the UK but in the us cops will often minimize this type of thing which has sometimes had disastrous consequences.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Old times sake?
I'd at least call the non emergency number and report it. That way if he does attack you they can do him far worse than if he just randomly attacked you.
( Peej, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

This
^ You could just call your local bobby station and report it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I'm going to.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Its probably for the best
He sounds like a mentalist
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Hopefully you will get a black cop
who hates racists.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah', I agree with this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I get the feeling he's all mouth and no trousers.
Will he have time to get away from all the forums he's on to come and find you?
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)

better not to risk it though
more than likely he is trying to put the wind up Enzyme, but may as well not take a chance. Especially when the guy is clearly as mental and racist as he is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

he can have my address if he likes,
i am well up for a fight.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Problem is you just can't be sure

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

You can if you nuke it from orbit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

"All mouth and no trousers"
I've never heard that term before but I know a lot of people I can use this to describe!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Whatwhat?
The original form is "all mouth and trousers".
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'M A RACIST HARD MAN
Totally going to follow you and give you knuckle sandwiches and kick picnics and noogie-burgers.

sounds like a right plank.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

did you read that racist thing that chompy posted?
the guy is clearly a fucking deviant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Yup.
sounds like a load of old billy big trousers.

Plus if he send messages to me I'd BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMM BEEP BEEP BEEP
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

hahaha!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

He's probably one of those bitter little fucks
whose only outlet for that bile is the seedy little website frequented by other like minded idiots.

Not talking about /talk btw.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

haha
probably right, but in some instances all it takes is a small argument on one of those forums to turn the moron into a screwdriver wielding psychopath
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Well, his real name is easy enough to find.
Doesn't seem to be the brightest, that's for sure.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I think the best course of action would be
to let the nutter cool down and forget about it. Further provocation may result in upsetting things happening.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Aye, I agree
I do think it would be amusing to invite him to the bash on friday though, haha!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Absolutely.
I think that that should have happened yesterday, in fairness.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

What happened yesterday?
Edit: oh, ok.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I dunno about that, you might be best just leaving it
but fucking hell, he's a grade A1 cockpuppet. Christ. I truly didn't think people that fucking stupid could type.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Cockpuppet ++
I like this word
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Internet Agression Escalation
I find that whilst moping about the Internets it is good practise to keep your Real Life identity a secret. Trustworthy and friendly individuals aside, of course.

I remember one time toying with the idea of sending an anonymous email to a guy who's wife was fucking another guy from a board i used to post on...they were boasting away, annoying everybody, taking the piss out the guy, they also had a kid, and the husband would be babysitting while they licked each others arseholes. She made no attempt to hide her Real Life identity and the opportunity to alert this guy to her indescretions was amazingly easy.

Needless to say i didn't, but someone should have.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I lost my brand new confidential work Blackberry last night
When I called it this morning a lovely polish girl answered saying that she had been waiting all night for someone to call so that she could return it.
This evening she is going to travel out of her way after finishing her day job, before going to her evening job to give it back to me.

Just thought I'd put this up in balance to the original post.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

christ, don't let the original poster see this
It'll probably create some kind of endlessly spiralling impossible loop of bigotry vs real life that would eventually result in his mind imploding... actually, do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

That smells lovely
Be sure to give her a big hug
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Got her flowers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

That's rather sweet of you
This could be the beginning of the rest of your life

Could it be love?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

She did have a rather nice accent

but the fiance might have something to say about that!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Not if she didn't find out :0)
I quite like the Slovakian accent
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Very good of you to do so
but I'm not sure racism of that calibre requires any balance. It just kind of eats itself on account of being impossible to take seriously.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, you owe her one for that.
So make sure you give her one.

/sexist
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Rape her facehole

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Nice knowing you Enzyme
I'll always remember you as the one that got away but still porked snogged CHCB first
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

No he didn't.
I can assure you I have only ever boffed one b3tan, and that's my husband-to-be.

Edit: that makes me sound very pure and chaste.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

OooooOOOoooh
Ok then, I'll correct it. You are very pure and chaste, you've got your very own Koala boy lover now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

and when I marry him we never have to have sex again!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

It works out well for all concerned
Because when you're married I'm going to seduce and abuse him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

He's used to that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Pure and chaste my nigger fucking arse

( Captain V, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Support
Enzyme - I just wanted to offer my support to you.

Not in a physical way as I am a 'bleeder' - but more in a moral manner.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Ummmm...
Thanks for the detail...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

erm
That's slightly scary cos he's obviously a fucking skinhead or something. Def give the police a bell and forward them the evidence.

I'm a bit slow, so you might have already rung. What did they say?
xxx
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I did ring...
They're coming round to see me tomorrow evening.

Meanwhile, I'm going to build a barricade.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

:(
Take care!!
x
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

what a fucking pussy!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Typical!
I spend most of the day doing something I get paid for and miss out on all this excitement!

The suggestion of an academic taskforce was an excellent idea - I'll provide some multidisciplinary fluff.


What a tosser.
*shakes head*

Hope you're okay Enzyme. x
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)