There is a girl across the road from work walking around in roller skates.
She's probably between 23-25 years old.
Should I throw rocks at her for being weird?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

why is that weird?
or is she walking, rather than skating?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

If she were skating I would have wrote "she's skating around" and that wouldn't be weird would it?
She's unloading a van and folding clothes out on the gravel drive and walking around in her roller skates.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

ok, then that is weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

punch her in the face
Just to be sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*Endorses*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

After being exposed to
"New Wave Hookers" when i was about 13, i automatically relate rollerskates on a grown woman to rampant chimpsex. Add some pigtails and a lollipop for instant relief.






*nips to toilet*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

reminiscent of Rollergirl
from Boogie Nights


mmmm, Heather Graham
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

okay, that would be equally weird but slightly more exciting...and arousing.
but she's wearing some weird skirt/parachute pants combo and leggings with tube socks pulled up
I won't even try to describe her hair.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

all of the things you have described are quite odd
I suggest getting her committed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

She was outside painting a large portion of cardboard advertising puppies
I'm thinking she's trying to come off as eccentric but is actually coming off as looking like a crackhead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

you should knock some sense into her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

she could be bald
it wouldn't matter...

roller skates - check
tube socks - check
minge-hole - probably



*wipes*


my job here is done.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

that's just....
delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)