Snigger
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8342056.stm

2 things stand out for me, here:

1) it's in the 'Tron Theatre' which is pretty smart
2) it's part of the 'Glasgay!' festival. Christ alive (literally)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hi Monty!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

How's it going?!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW!?!?!!?111ELEVEN

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

People protest for anything,
they're stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Publicity stunt.
Don't these idiots realise that the best way of 'protesting' is to ignore the bloody thing. Yeah The Tron theatre is ok, went for a meal there a few times...bit poncey, and they do lot of minority issue based stuff...like Lithuanian Amputee Crochet Evenings and what not.

Had Leffe on draught, which was nice.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

You're the transsexual jesus

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I read that in the style of Depeche Mode

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

did they have light cycles?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

very light cycles
so the transexual jesuses can lift them up the stairs
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Like al's?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Obviously they aren't THAT gay

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

possibly gayer than al's
but i can't be sure
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

There is a girl across the road from work walking around in roller skates.
She's probably between 23-25 years old.
Should I throw rocks at her for being weird?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

why is that weird?
or is she walking, rather than skating?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

If she were skating I would have wrote "she's skating around" and that wouldn't be weird would it?
She's unloading a van and folding clothes out on the gravel drive and walking around in her roller skates.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

ok, then that is weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

punch her in the face
Just to be sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*Endorses*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

After being exposed to
"New Wave Hookers" when i was about 13, i automatically relate rollerskates on a grown woman to rampant chimpsex. Add some pigtails and a lollipop for instant relief.






*nips to toilet*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

reminiscent of Rollergirl
from Boogie Nights


mmmm, Heather Graham
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

okay, that would be equally weird but slightly more exciting...and arousing.
but she's wearing some weird skirt/parachute pants combo and leggings with tube socks pulled up
I won't even try to describe her hair.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

all of the things you have described are quite odd
I suggest getting her committed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

She was outside painting a large portion of cardboard advertising puppies
I'm thinking she's trying to come off as eccentric but is actually coming off as looking like a crackhead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

you should knock some sense into her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

she could be bald
it wouldn't matter...

roller skates - check
tube socks - check
minge-hole - probably



*wipes*


my job here is done.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

that's just....
delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)