Don’t kill me,
I have so much more candy floss to consume, things to doodle and shoes to purchase.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bleurgh candy floss
I'm glad having a beard means I can't eat it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hahaha I
had never really thought of the restraints a beard causes to eating certain foods!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

it's mainly bubble gum and candyfloss
I have to be careful how I drink as well, tipping a pint glass up too far means that water runs through my moustache, round the sides of my mouth to my chin and then dribbles down my front.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Ha-ha
spastic drinker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

how does the
cunnilingus fare..or even its sexy brown cousin, analingus .

My pal grew a big old viking beard, it's ginger and it makes him look like a homeless insane,
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've developed a technqiue
that means it's not a problem, for cunnilingus at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

good man
i like your candidness
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

well
no sense beating around the bush
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Arf arf arf
I love that song by AC/DC... I never realised how rude it was as a kiddie!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I like their song
Sink the pink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

They had many rude songs
I'm starting to understand why my mother didn't like me listening to them when I was little.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

indeed they did
I doubt my mum would notice that kind of thing. or care.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

That was the reaction my dad had
I think my mum was slightly more concerned
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It's alright
I think you get away with being likeable because you come across as quite modest and sweet, and you're married to DiT, so that makes you ok too.

Blech, I'm off to wash myself with Domestos
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Groovy
*dances*
It’s all Gouda
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You do realise that this'll be the end of me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Shhhh
We won't tell anyone!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Ok
Mind if I pretend to hate you?

You bloody GIRLFACE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Crack on
You gotta do, wha'cha gotta do bub
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I bet you've got six nipples
and DiT milks you at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

and one of the nipples
is 6 inches long, and very, very hard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*shudders*
you reminded me of my ex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

This thread is making me feel sick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Kill it, Chompy
kill it like only you can
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

you make me think somebody already has been

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha
You love it! ;-)

I've met you IRL remember, I know you're all fluffeh really!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nope I've just got the two
Sorry to upset you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'm going to call you sixnips the webpixie from now on

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Fair dos
I think you're just upset because you actually have a third nipple and you're trying to find fault with other people to make yourself feel better.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I wish I did
I'd call him Bipple, and I'd show him to old ladies in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

But where would he be?
On your back or your front?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

In their mouths, mostly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Haha
Nice.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

is gouda one of the ones that smells like feet?
no, hang on, that's gruyere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Nah
Gouda's more Edam-y
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

This
^
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)