So today I tried to explain Bonfire Night
to the Yanks. They didn't get it, at all. It pissed me off, so tomorrow I'm going down the British Dominion club for fireworks and a Bonfire Night piss up.

What are your plans for Guy Fawkes day thingy?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:46, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Im going to a small seaside/habour town called Mousehole
home of the Mousehole Cat users.ictp.it/~lucatell/mowzer/mouzer.shtml

They floats lots of fireworks out over the water and the display looks gorgeous reflecting in the sea.
( Peej, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:50, Reply)

It's not called Mousehole, you dolt
It's Mowsel, and you're only allowed to say it if you're chewing a sprig of wheat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:20, Reply)

I spelt it correctly
I pronounce it maowsall.

The only time I'm not chewing a spring of wheat is when I'm chewing on a pasty.
( Peej, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

tar barrels!
www.otterytarbarrels.co.uk/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

MAGIC MUSHROOMS
Thus carrying on a tradition from my home town that goes back decades. Many a year I'd be up at the Winchester fireworks, tripping my little face off, trying desperately to avoid my parents and little sister at the same event...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

did you manage to pick some then?
i only managed to get about 80....pretty poor, but still.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:07, Reply)

No personally
but I've a chum who's back today after 4 days in the New Forest.

Good lad.

As a bonus he's also picked a load of chanterelles so we're going to have a fungus fest tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Nothing tonight,
Going to watch the fireworks at putney tomorrow, back on saturday for a house party. Then sunday's Milton Keynes big firework show.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:18, Reply)

I'm going to set fire to a cat

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I shall be sat inside wearing earplugs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Bah humbug
and all that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:21, Reply)

just earplugs?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

You should have said
ear butt

What's wrong with you?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I've got colon cancer,
amongst other things.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

That's some bad shit, right there
So I hope you're looking on the bright side, your bumhole might slowly be rotting away, mutating and eating itself, but at least you might get a big nurse sticking tubes up your treacle highway
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Bad shit indeed,
like fizzy mulligatawny soup, with a wide arc of spray.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Awesome
I'd love to catch some in a washing up bowl and pour it on my old maths teacher, it'd be like homemade Get Your Own Back, without the annoying black guy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:34, Reply)

BAN REQUEST!
You said "annoying black guy" therefore you believe all black people are annoying, you massive racist!
( Peej, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

CALL THE POLICE!!!!111!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I shall be leaving all the lights, televisions and radios switched on
So that my cat doesn't get freaked out while I'm at my mate's.
I shall be running over to his house with my furry deer-stalker ears pulled right down so that naughty kids can't blast my little face with explosives.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)