I shall be sat inside wearing earplugs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bah humbug
and all that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:21, Reply)

just earplugs?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

You should have said
ear butt

What's wrong with you?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I've got colon cancer,
amongst other things.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

That's some bad shit, right there
So I hope you're looking on the bright side, your bumhole might slowly be rotting away, mutating and eating itself, but at least you might get a big nurse sticking tubes up your treacle highway
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Bad shit indeed,
like fizzy mulligatawny soup, with a wide arc of spray.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Awesome
I'd love to catch some in a washing up bowl and pour it on my old maths teacher, it'd be like homemade Get Your Own Back, without the annoying black guy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:34, Reply)

BAN REQUEST!
You said "annoying black guy" therefore you believe all black people are annoying, you massive racist!
( Peej, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

CALL THE POLICE!!!!111!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)