Why?
They are awesome. as Winston Churchill once said:

"The pug is proof that God has a sense of humour."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find all small dogs offensive
I guess, thinking about it, pugs are less offensive, because they are slightly humorous. only slightly less offensive though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Dogs should be dog shaped
Not resemble some kind of unholy tryst between a guinea pig and Susan Boyle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

*rapturous applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Click it baby!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

oh yeah!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I just don’t understand what small dogs want.
I feel like they have been brought to this planet for a reason, and if they could stop spontaneously shaking and eating peoples trouser legs they would tell us why they are here.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Small dogs seem to be generally yappy and aggressive and full of their own self importance.
Much like small men. Maybe there's a link?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Pugs aren't yappy though
they're just bumbling and gaspy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Never really encountered a pug before.
But I think it's a bit cruel to deliberately breed a variety of dog that will have inherent breathing difficulties from the outset.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

this goes a long way to redeeming them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

My parents have a german shep (he’s a working dog) and a little beagle.
The beagle has major issues with any dogs bigger than her, so lots, and its taken her about 4 months to stop randomly wandering up to the shep and head butting him.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Definitely suffering from 'small dog syndrome' then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Exactly
Every now and then the shep will get fed up and put the beagles entire head in his mouth… I think just to prove that if he wanted to, he could destroy her.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

this is all hilarious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

one day I will
catch it on camera, they’re a YouTube sensation in the making
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

You could get it on "animals do the funniest things"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Does that show still exist!? Blimey!
They are quite entertaining, if I could make some money out of it, all the better! Mwahahaha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

it's fucking dreadful
some vapid, fake-tanned american manchild spouting shit puns over shakey video footage of a dog on a skate board.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)