This week's QOTW.
I've been debating this all morning. I've raised the issue on a messageboard not a million miles from here.

If you all aren't lying at one another, does QOTW turn in to a baiting site to trap nonces and the sex offenders?
This week's QOTW is being taken in some rather odd directions from what I am guessing are your spottier brethren.

Poor Popular Badger's Popular List will only get back in the Popular Newsletter. Creating yet more bitterness and jealousy on here.
There'll be little to no time to blame ME for everything! For shame cyber-whale community! For shame!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the trouble is JMG
that we are all individuals. Large individuals perhaps, but individuals nonetheless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Well, as such is the internet.
If a chap was to offend a GIRL on here. Several spotty individuals form as one to fight off the evil-doer.
Then the fat bird has had her attention, and her male interaction for the day. Circle of internet.

Later we discover the girl isn't as attractive as we'd hoped.
Or Baldmonkey.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

have you considered getting a paper published?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

All in good time.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Haha!
I was going to click ignore on your post, but I'm glad I didn't after reading that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Alright. Alright.. I've noticed you.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Try insulting flim flam,
that'll make people angry.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Flim Flam can stand up for herself.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Is that some kind of 'Flim Flam has an erect penis' joke?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Now I have a penis and six nipples…
woe is me
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You're turning out to be the sexiest hermaphrodite pixie
I've ever met
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Ba-Zing

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

You rang
M'lud
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I wish I had a butler to make me tea and coffee at work.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Me too,
although really I just wish I was Batman… then I would automatically get the butler along with all the gadgetry!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

And the money and the women
ah man, why aren't I batman?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Because your parents aren't fictional dead millionaires?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Curses
Then I wish I was Lara Croft!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I have a friend who's an archeologist,
she hates being called lara croft.
I call her it pretty much everytime I see her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Aww I wish I was an
archeologist
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

She scans a lot of maps to .pdf
it's not all whips and traps.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not that bothered about the whips and traps
more the digging for treasures :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Haha
I clicked 'I Like this' on one of your replies, and now it's on the popular page

*sticks out tongue*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

You again.
Did you miss us already.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I assume it'd be hard to miss some of you.
Given the size, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You mean 10pt Ariel typeface?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I mean 10pt 2 on the Richter Scale should one fall over.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I'm proud to be a lolfatty.
Besides I can't help it, it's a thyroid problem.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I accept allcomers in to the JMG fan club.
Over the years I've won over the large community, and even the queer crowd.
I'm very PC.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What about darkies?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

and spackers?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

/talk already love him
HOHOHO!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Ba-dum TISH!
Accept this comedy award Mr Monkeysex.

*proffers*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Why thank you very much!
I don't know what to say, I' haven't prepared anything...

I'd like to thank you all, the D G's, the BGBs, the Kaols and the Viproses, for being so bad you make me look good, and I'd like to thank B3ta for turning me into the man I am today, and the writers who tell me what to post, and last of all I'd like to thank me. I'm fucking awesome.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Not included in the bad list.
I consider this to be a result.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Only because you've never done anything worth mentioning
and I love the people I've listed here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)