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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Post yourself a bra recorded delivery, answer the door toplessand say 'Oh thank God, I've been waiting AGES'
EDIT and the next day post yourself a massive dildo, with similar dialogue
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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I like this ideabut wouldn't it require the postie to open the package first to know what it is?
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ascorbate, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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You don't have to wrap things to post themjust stick a special Delivery sticker and an address on each cup
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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All day, every day(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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I'd answer the door nakedbrandishing an erection with a first class stamp stuck to it, then wink and smile at him.
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and say'I'd like to put something in your letterbox for a change' and then wink
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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That's too much winkingHe'll think you've got Parkinson's.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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You're a massive perv(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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