The place I work for is split in to two companies
The other company was given free gym membership instead of a pay rise.

Those poor fuckers.
( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Belching Lioness
To be fair, Im a bit of a fat fucker recently so I would have been relatively happy with a Gym Membership. Maybe even a cagefighting competition throughout my office to determine who gets the one and only 5% payrise.

I feel like cunting someone in the fuck
(McJuurgensHaircut is authorised and regulated by your mum., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Yes but Gym membership is £40 a year
and what about htose that would never use it.

Cunts
( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

What gym is that?
£40 a month is more typical. Is this just a rowing machine in someone's basement?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Its the Gym on Campus
You pay £40 a year for the membership and then pay each time you go.
( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh and last year I got 5% so I'm a cunt!
*edit* In fact in the last two years I have had 15.7% in rises and increments, god bless university pay agreements.
( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah, but 5% of nothing is still nothing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)