Please, PLEASE tell me that this is a photoshop.
Otherwise I will have to dedicate my life to hunting this kid down and twatting him to death.

Gah! (sorta NSFW-ish)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 0:34, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really, really want it to be.
Also, where the fuck are his nipples?
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Why would he have that on his chest
and not his ass?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 0:52, Reply)

Looks like paint to me,
as in real paint, done by an artist friend with a sick sense of humour. The colours are too subtle for a tattoo.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 9:06, Reply)

ring is on the wrong finger
fake

also no bridge, shark or helicopter
( Peej, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

That was my first observation
I need to get out more and away from internets.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

You want to murder someone because someone painted something on his chest?
Man, that's fucked up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

If it helps you hunt him down ...
[a comment perhaps in poor taste given recent events] those are eucalyptus trees in the background, so it's most likely Australia. Yes, I know, California has eucalyptus trees too, but it looks like a scummy bogan housing estate in Sydney or Melbourne to me.

If it's Sydney it could be Macquarie Fields, Penrith, Campbelltown or Bankstown.

Any suggestions from Melburnian B3tans?
(Que?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 5:36, Reply)