I want some ZP stuff too
but I usually work in whatever I want, since its covered by a lab coat most of the time. But we have some investors in tomorrow.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have the Stonking Great shirt, the It Is Always Stars shirt
and the "allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge" mug. Because I'm that cool.

No scope to stick pencils up your nose and go "beep" tomorrow then?
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)

nice

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I feel I'm missing a trick by not using the ZP mug at work
where it could be used to its maximum effect. Then again I don't want to have to circulate an Office Space-esque memo saying "Maladicta in [department] will cunt you in the fuck if you use her Zero Punctuation mug without her express permission."
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

that could spread ill will

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Exactly, and the only person I want to leave me the fuck alone at work is Stalker Girl.
Fortunately, 99.9'% of the time she does...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

stalker girl?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Absolute fucking nutcase I went to uni with who threatened to kill herself
every time I wanted to hang around with someone other than her and called me a "selfish cow" for getting a boyfriend when it was my job to be her single friend. Before me she stalked a dude who had the misfortune to sleep with her, and I managed to cut off all contact with her when I moved to Italy, and avoid her for the entire final year of my degree.

Then, I walked into my new building on the first day of my new job, and lo and behold she's a phone monkey in another department.
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

small world
bugger
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

She's settled down here - she lives literally around the corner with her (equally insane) 'boyfwiend'
when I had been hoping she'd crawl back into the hole she came out of. No such luck...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

sweet jeebus
is she a r=w person? I want to punch her already.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

r=w?
Having to work in the same building as her, on the same floor, is a testament to my ability to not be violent, since she knows damned well how I feel about her. Fortunately she rarely has anything to do with my department...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

thats good
r=w, as sowwy, boyfwend, an other 'cute' sayings that make you want to drown the fucker.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

like using the term "ickle"
in a non ironic sense.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

*rage*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Yup, all of these things.
It makes me rage, and I only hear of it tangentially these days since we seem to have a mutual "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours" arrangement, bar the 0.01% of the time where she forgets I hate her...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)