i'm game
1) I once spent an enjoyable afternoon with Elijah Wood in a Luton Van singing 'hard fucking' by tenacious D
2) When I ran out of fuel in the sahara desert, I was rescued by a couple of locals delivering some toilets
3) as an eight year old, I danced for the then future emperor Akahito of Japan, dressed as a daffodil
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Im Gamer
I'd say......two's the lie.

a - I was once deported from Turkey for defacing a national monument.
b - I was arrested and interviewed for the murder/rape of a local prositute
c - I was in the 2004 Britsh Olympic team for Table Tennis.
(McJuurgensHaircut is authorised and regulated by your mum., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

3 was the lie
and for you, i guess 'a'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:49, Reply)