I saw Die Hard 4 for the first time last night
it started off really well, and then became so ludicrously over the top I was actually chuckling by the end. Overall I'd give it four out of five hairy nipples
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I got mocked for this before
but I think Die Hard 4, while entertaining, was too far-fetched. The situations in the other ones, while kind of ridiculous, are at least possible, whereas all that computer stuff was just bollocks .
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I thought it was enjoyably ridiculous
the otehrs were better and more realistic, but I don't much care.

Suspension of disbelief, innit?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I have no problem suspending disbelief
I was going to say that I just find the way computer stuff like that is shown in films to be silly and annoying, but I remembered that I watched Hackers again the other day, and I fucking love that film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Is that the one with Johnny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie?
What a turgid pile of nonsense that is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

it is
but I really like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I liked it in war games
when he made the computer play noughts and crosses with itself.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I think the mocking is deserved
The plane situation in Die Hard 2: Die Harder, was equally ridiculous. But 4.0 was better becuase of the hilarious fight in the lift shaft. He hits that woman with a car and she still almost kung-fu's him to death until he drops her down a lift shaft by flying through the broken windscreen. Genius.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, we all love a bit of woman-beating
I was particularly impressed when he was punching her in the head as she lay on the floor
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I got an erection when he did that
It was embarrassing as my parents were in the room so I could only have a pocket wank.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:49, Reply)

You didn't ask to sit on your mum's knee?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

She was already sitting on mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

sitting shitting
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)